(HEM)PRESENT Highly Efficient Menus

The New Approach to (Counterculture) B2B Menus

Forget the outdated marketplace rules and rigid platforms. Hempresent puts you in control with a shareable, no-login-required menu system designed for counterculture brands that thrive on direct connections. No middlemen, no gatekeeping—just a seamless way to showcase, share, and sell on your terms.

Why Choose Hempresent?

Tired of marketplace restrictions and corporate gatekeeping? Hempresent is built for counterculture B2B, not just another ecommerce platform. With Highly Efficient Menus (HEM), you control how your products are showcased, who can access them, and how buyers place orders—without forcing them through unnecessary steps. No middlemen, no friction—just a better way to connect, sell, and grow on your terms.

  • No buyer accounts required
  • Lead-gen focused, no marketplace restrictions
  • Customizable sections & product organization
  • Attach essential files (product details, authenticity docs)
Get Started with Hempresent

How it Works

Setting up your Highly Efficient Menu (HEM) is simple and designed for speed. Whether you're sharing with a select group or making your menu public, Hempresent gives you full control. Buyers can browse and place orders with zero friction—no accounts, no unnecessary steps. Just a streamlined, counterculture B2B experience built for brands that do things differently.

Create Your Menu
  • Define Custom Sections - Organize products into categories that make sense for your buyers.
  • Attach Essential Files - Upload product details, authenticity documents, or any relevant materials to build trust.
  • Set Up Without Hassle - No complicated approvals—just create, customize, and start showcasing your products.
Share Instantly
  • No Signups Needed - Share a direct link to your menu, accessible without requiring buyer accounts.
  • Lead-Generation Focused - Capture buyer interest and collect order details without platform restrictions.
  • Perfect for Social & Direct Outreach - Post your link anywhere, from social media to email blasts.
Buyers Order
  • Flexible Access Options - Sellers can keep menus public or set a private access code that buyers enter to browse and place orders—no login required.
  • Frictionless Checkout - Orders are placed quickly with collected shipping and billing details.
  • Designed for B2B & Wholesale - Buyers can browse your offerings and submit large orders with ease.
Manage Effortlessly
  • Track & Organize Orders - Easily view incoming orders and buyer details for fulfillment.
  • Update Menu in Real-Time - Make instant changes to pricing, availability, and product details.
  • Build Relationships Over Time - Convert frequent buyers into stored business accounts for easier repeat orders.

A Menu System Built for Counterculture Businesses

Not every business fits into the rigid mold of mainstream marketplaces. Hempresent is designed for brands that value independence, flexibility, and direct connections. Whether you're a small-batch producer, a niche supplier, or an alternative retailer, our Highly Efficient Menus (HEM) give you the tools to showcase your products, generate leads, and process orders—without unnecessary barriers.

Pricing

Simple, transparent pricing designed for Highly Efficient Menus (HEM). No hidden fees, just a straightforward way to scale as your hustle grows.

Subscription $50 per month

Includes 5 buyer seats – perfect for getting started

Need More?

6-25 buyers → $4 each

26-50 buyers → $2.50 each

51-100 buyers → $1.50 each

100+ buyers → $1 each

You only pay for active buyers each month! No extra charges for inactive buyers—just pay as you grow.

Who Are We?

We’re two people with deep roots in alternative industries, frustrated by the same broken systems you are. Tired of jumping through hoops, navigating sketchy messaging apps, and dealing with platforms that don’t actually serve the businesses they claim to support, we built Hempresent. A simple, efficient, and accessible way to share menus, take orders, and connect—without unnecessary friction or gatekeeping.